2021 Archive: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “diamond hands.” Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Cheese
2019 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Succession is “too relatable.” She’s already decided I’m the “Cousin Greg” of the family. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Sitcom
2019 Vintage: The Angel Olsen “All Mirrors”
Why the 12-piece orchestra? For the indie queen going full “cinematic goth” and creating the grandest sound of her career. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Angel Olsen “All Mirrors”
2017 Legacy: The IT (2017) Fear
Why were we staying away from the storm drains? Because Bill Skarsgård’s Pennywise made every red balloon at the BBQ look like a trap from… Read More »2017 Legacy: The IT (2017) Fear
2017 Archive: The “Cash Me Outside” Intern
Why was the new hire so aggressive? Because he watched a clip from Dr. Phil and thought “How bow dah?” was a professional way to end a… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Cash Me Outside” Intern
2015 Vintage: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Email
2015 Vintage: The “New” Russian Armata Tank
Why was the T-14 the star of the 2015 parade? Because it looked like the future of warfare—right up until it broke down in front… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “New” Russian Armata Tank
2015 Legacy: The Hoverboard Fails
Why was YouTube full of people falling on their backs? Because everyone thought balancing on two wheels was easier than walking. Part of the 48… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Hoverboard Fails
2014 Legacy: The Into the Woods
“I’m going into the woods!” “The backyard isn’t a forest, Kevin. Just trim the hedges.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Into the Woods
2014 Classic: The “Twitch Plays Pokémon” Mania
Why was the skeleton walking into walls for three days? Because 100,000 people were all telling him which direction to go at the same time.… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Twitch Plays Pokémon” Mania