I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “diamond hands.”
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I am crying... with laughter!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Saving the best laugh for last!