Why was the T-14 the star of the 2015 parade? Because it looked like the future of warfare—right up until it broke down in front of the cameras, proving that “Stealth Technology” includes “Stealth Mobility.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
As if! This is too funny.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.