2001 Legacy: The Cell Phone
She finally learned how to send a text. It just said: “I CAN SEE YOU SITTING DOWN.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Cell Phone
2001 Archive: The Joe Dirt Mullet
Why David Spade? For proving that a wig made of “space poop” is the key to a heartwarming American comedy. Part of the 40 Hollywood… Read More »2001 Archive: The Joe Dirt Mullet
2001 Legacy: The Calendar
I’m a planner. I’m just “dating.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
The Napster Download Queue (2000)
1. Start downloading “Hybrid Theory” on Napster.2. Go to school.3. Come back home.4. Download at 99%… “User disconnected”.5. Cry in 56k.
2000 Vintage: The Best Original Score
Why did The Red Violin win? To prove that an instrument can be a more compelling lead actor than most humans. Part of the 43… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Best Original Score
2000 Classic: The Razr Vision
“I want a phone so thin it fits in my pocket without a bulge.” “Honey, your wallet is already doing that for you.” Part of the 53… Read More »2000 Classic: The Razr Vision
2000 Legacy: Madonna’s Comeback
Why did she win Worst Actress for The Next Best Thing? To remind everyone that her acting range is roughly the same as a very talented… Read More »2000 Legacy: Madonna’s Comeback
1999 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner listening to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
1999 Classic: The BlackBerry Craze
Why did lawyers love the first BlackBerry? Because it allowed them to “bill while they blink.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium… Read More »1999 Classic: The BlackBerry Craze
1999 Archive: The Kid Rock “Devil Without a Cause” Boom
Why the fur coat? For the year we all pretended that mixing country, rap, and heavy metal while having a pimp-style hype man was a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Kid Rock “Devil Without a Cause” Boom