A homebound parishioner listening to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
This humor took me to new heights!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!