2007 Legacy: The Motivation
“I have no drive.” “Have you tried downloading an ‘Efficiency App’?” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Motivation
2006 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean
Why did the pirate go to the 2006 party? To find the “Dead Man’s Chest” (of ice for the drinks). Part of the 54 Original… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean
2006 Vintage: The New Sneakers
Why did the dad buy a pair of New Balance in 2006? Because he needed to find the “balance” between his puns and his lawn… Read More »2006 Vintage: The New Sneakers
2005 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
Why did The Aviator win? Because 1940s glamour is the only thing the Academy loves more than a period drama about a sinking ship. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Best Costume Design
2004 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance
Why “Bring Me to Life”? Because nothing says 2004 like a rap-rock bridge in the middle of a gothic opera. Part of the 40 Grammy… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Hard Rock Performance
2004 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s started “live-tweeting” our wedding video to her bridge club. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Wedding Video
2004 Vintage: The San Andreas
Why did the gamer stay in his hotel room in LA? Because he’d already “visited” the city in GTA: San Andreas and felt he’d already done enough… Read More »2004 Vintage: The San Andreas
2003 Vintage: The Hulk (2003) Muscles
Why was the griller so angry? Because Eric Bana’s Hulk made us think that “getting green” was a side effect of too much lime juice… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hulk (2003) Muscles
2003 Classic: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Truth
Rejecting any current political news or historical fact unless it can be physically verified by opening a dusty volume of the 1994 Encyclopedia Britannica on… Read More »2003 Classic: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Truth
2002 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a shovel to the reading of the will? He wanted to “dig deeper” into the hidden assets. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Inheritance