2012 Legacy: The Magic Mike Part 2
“I’m working on my ‘routine’.” “You’re stretching because your back hurts. Don’t lie to me.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Magic Mike Part 2
2010 Vintage: The “Zero-Defects” Culture
Why did the colonels sweat? Because in 2010, one leaked email could turn a “Hero” into a “Hiring Opportunity” at a defense firm. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Zero-Defects” Culture
2009 Vintage: The Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant
Why was a car crash world news? Because it was the first time we realized that Tiger’s “perfect life” was actually a very expensive movie… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant
2009 Classic: Zombieland
Why were there rules? Because in 2009, Jesse Eisenberg taught us that “cardio” and “double tapping” are the only ways to survive a clown zombie.… Read More »2009 Classic: Zombieland
2008 Classic: The Thread
I’m “starting” a new forum post. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
Why were there 2,008 drummers? Because China wanted to show the world that “synchronization” is their middle name, making every other party we’ve ever been… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
2007 Classic: The Alberto Contador Tour de France
Why was the podium so young? Because Contador won his first Tour after the previous leader was kicked out, starting a new era of Spanish… Read More »2007 Classic: The Alberto Contador Tour de France
2007 Legacy: Flava Flav’s “Flavor of Love”
Why was the clock necklace so big? Because reality TV had reached its peak of absurdity, and we were all just “waiting for the clock”… Read More »2007 Legacy: Flava Flav’s “Flavor of Love”
2007 Legacy: The Crank That
A guy does a weird dance move to the jukebox. The bartender says, “Soulja Boy? More like Soulja, stop.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Crank That
2007 Vintage: The iPhone
A guy walks into a bar and starts sliding his finger across a coaster. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPhone