2016 Archive: The “Treat You Better”
Shawn Mendes is very concerned about your current boyfriend. He’s the “nice guy” of 2016. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Treat You Better”
2015 Classic: Empire (TV Show)
Why was Cookie Lyon the queen? Because in 2015, Taraji P. Henson showed that furs, sass, and throwing a phone was the only way to… Read More »2015 Classic: Empire (TV Show)
2015 Legacy: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the digital dust of 2014. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Grand Budapest Hotel
A guy asks for a “Mendl’s” cake with his beer. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition… Read More »2014 Classic: The Grand Budapest Hotel
2013 Classic: The Vine Magic
Why was the guy “teleporting” in the airport? Because he was trying to film a magic trick and looked like he was having a glitch… Read More »2013 Classic: The Vine Magic
2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the bridal shop? For “intentional infliction of gastrointestinal distress.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Suit
2011 Legacy: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right cellular tower. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a dragonborn! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Europe
2010 Legacy: The Black Swan Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the ballerina? He argued that “hallucinating a rival” is a standard workplace stressor in the legal field. Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Black Swan Defense
2010 Legacy: The Moscow Mule
The copper mugs are back, and everyone thinks they’re fancy. Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Moscow Mule