2021 Vintage: The Bernie Sanders (Mitten Edition)
One. But he’s just sitting on the ladder in his parka and handmade mittens, waiting for the light to change itself. Part of the 65… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Bernie Sanders (Mitten Edition)
2021 Classic: Best Dance Recording
Why “10%”? Because Kaytranada and Kali Uchis made a beat so good it’s impossible to sit still. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: Best Dance Recording
2019 Classic: The “Old Town Road” Domination
Why was the 2019 parade so “Western”? Because Lil Nas X broke the charts, and suddenly everyone was “taking their horse to the old town… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Old Town Road” Domination
2019 Vintage: Worst Screen Combo
Why “Any Two Half-Feline/Half-Human Hairballs” in Cats? Because the only thing they shared was a mutual sense of digital embarrassment. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards… Read More »2019 Vintage: Worst Screen Combo
2018 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2018 Legacy: Black Panther Premiere
Why was everyone crossing their arms? Because “Wakanda Forever” became more than a catchphrase—it was a cultural movement that proved a superhero movie could be… Read More »2018 Legacy: Black Panther Premiere
2018 Legacy: The Kavanaugh Hearings
Why were they so intense? Because in 2018, a “Supreme Court Nomination” was less about “Law” and more about “Who remembers what happened at a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Kavanaugh Hearings
2018 Classic: The GDPR Inbox Apocalypse
Why did the manager go insane? Because he spent 48 hours clicking “I Accept” on 1,500 privacy updates and now he’s legally committed to every… Read More »2018 Classic: The GDPR Inbox Apocalypse
2016 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Tele-Health’ compatible. It’s supposed to feel like a laptop.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hospital Bed
2016 Archive: The “Treat You Better”
Shawn Mendes is very concerned about your current boyfriend. He’s the “nice guy” of 2016. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Treat You Better”