2000 Vintage: The Battery
I’m positive that 2000 is my year. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Tab
I’m a soda. I’m just “popping” up. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Rusty Nail
A guy orders a Rusty Nail and says, “It matches the plumbing in my fallout shelter.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Rusty Nail
1999 Classic: Cher’s “Believe”
Why did the singing sound so robotic? Because Auto-Tune was born, and suddenly nobody “believed” in singing a holiday carol without a digital filter. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: Cher’s “Believe”
1999 Vintage: The Speaker
Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Speaker
1997 Vintage: The Private Parts Joke
Why Howard Stern? For being nominated for “Worst New Star” for playing himself—the ultimate Razzie insult. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Private Parts Joke
1996 Archive: Ross Perot & The Reform Party
Why did Ross Perot come back in 1996? Because he felt America missed the sight of a man explaining the national debt using nothing but… Read More »1996 Archive: Ross Perot & The Reform Party
1996 Legacy: The Sun
I’m a star. I’m just beaming. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The State of the Union “Big Government” Quote
Why did Bill say “The era of big government is over”? Because he knew the “Era of Big Internet” was about to make everyone’s job… Read More »1996 Classic: The State of the Union “Big Government” Quote