2005 Archive: The Vince Carter Trade to Nets
Why was Toronto so mad? Because “Air Canada” left the building and started dunking on everyone in a New Jersey jersey instead. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Vince Carter Trade to Nets
2004 Classic: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive… Read More »2004 Classic: The Crash
2004 Classic: Catwoman (Halle Berry)
Why were the gifts under the tree better than the movies? Because literally anything—even a pair of socks—was better than the Catwoman movie. Part of the 36… Read More »2004 Classic: Catwoman (Halle Berry)
2004 Archive: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a new life. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Homeland Security Color Codes
Why was everyone confused by “Code Orange”? Because nobody knew if it meant “Stay inside” or just “Wear a bright sweater so the rescuers can… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Homeland Security Color Codes
2002 Classic: The Coffee Shop
Why did the lawyer sue the “Fair Trade” coffee shop? He argued that “Fair” was a subjective legal term and they were “misleading the public.”… Read More »2002 Classic: The Coffee Shop
2001 Legacy: The Shaggy Defense
Why did the lawyer love the song “It Wasn’t Me”? Because it summarized 90% of his defense strategies for the year. Part of the 46… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Shaggy Defense
2001 Legacy: The Laptop Fan
Why was it so loud? Because it was trying to cool down the hopes and dreams of the 20th century. Part of the 79 Office… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Laptop Fan
2001 Archive: The “Iverson” Style
Why were kids wearing arm sleeves? Because A.I. made a medical accessory the coolest fashion statement in the world. Part of the 52 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The “Iverson” Style
2000 Archive: The Tab
I’m a soda. I’m just “popping” up. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified