2011 Archive: The Twilight
Breaking Dawn – Part 1. She’s crying about the wedding. I’m crying about the fact that there’s still another movie left. Part of the 68… Read More »2011 Archive: The Twilight
2011 Classic: The Minecraft
A guy starts punching the wooden bar top. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m trying to gather resources to build… Read More »2011 Classic: The Minecraft
2010 Archive: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Halo”? Because Beyoncé’s voice is so powerful it probably has its own zip code. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2010 “Single Ladies… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Female Pop Vocal
2010 Vintage: The StarCraft II Launch
Why was the IT department “unavailable” for a week? They were busy “defending the sector” from a Zerg rush. Part of the 83 Office Groaners:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The StarCraft II Launch
2009 Classic: The Bride Wars
“Our wedding is a competition!” “With who?” “With everyone we’ve ever met on Facebook, obviously.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad… Read More »2009 Classic: The Bride Wars
2008 Classic: The IPL First Season
Why was Shane Warne a “Rajasthan Royal”? Because he led a team of underdogs to the first title, proving that T20 was here to stay.… Read More »2008 Classic: The IPL First Season
2008 Archive: The 80-Year Montage
Why did they show so many old clips? To remind the 2008 stars that they have a lot of work to do before they’re as… Read More »2008 Archive: The 80-Year Montage
2008 Archive: The Obama “Change”
“I’m voting for Change!” “That’s good, because after the stock market crash today, ‘change’ is the only thing left in your wallet.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2008 Archive: The Obama “Change”
2008 Legacy: The Tesla
I told her about the new electric cars. She said, “A car that runs on electricity? Perfect, maybe it can recharge your work ethic while… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Tesla
2008 Legacy: Mirror’s Edge
Why was the ghost jumping across rooftops in red shoes? Because Faith made “parkour” look cool, even if we all just tripped over our own… Read More »2008 Legacy: Mirror’s Edge