2017 Legacy: The Donald Glover Double Win
Why was it historic? For becoming the first Black director to win for a comedy series (Atlanta) and proving he can do literally everything better… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Donald Glover Double Win
2017 Vintage: The Real Madrid Back-to-Back
Why was the Champions League “White”? Because Real Madrid became the first team to defend the trophy in the modern era, with Ronaldo scoring for… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Real Madrid Back-to-Back
2016 Legacy: The Hype Train
She said my career is like the “Hype Train”—lots of noise at the station, but it never actually leaves. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hype Train
2016 Archive: The “Bernie or Bust” Movement
Why were the DNC protests so loud? Because Bernie Sanders’ supporters realized that “Socialism” was a lot more fun than “Incremental Pragmatism,” even if they… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Bernie or Bust” Movement
2016 Archive: The Jackie Kennedy Style
Natalie Portman made me realize that being a First Lady is 90% grace and 100% pink suits. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Jackie Kennedy Style
2016 Classic: The Pokéball
Why did the dad throw his lunch at the neighbor’s cat in 2016? He said he was just trying to “capture” the moment. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokéball
2015 Classic: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the comments on a 15-second video. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Classic: The Scroll
2014 Classic: The Sangria
“Fruit, wine, and the hope that Spain wins the next one.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup”… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sangria
2014 Legacy: The Mouse “G502”
Why did the accountant have a mouse with “weights”? Because he wanted his “Save” button to feel “substantial.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Mouse “G502”
2013 Archive: The Vladimir Klitschko vs. Povetkin
Why was the heavyweight division still boring? Because Wladimir just kept winning and nobody could find a way to get past his jab. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Vladimir Klitschko vs. Povetkin