2004 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
2004 Vintage: The Military “Blogs” (MilBlogs)
Why were they getting shut down? Because a Specialist with a keyboard was more dangerous to the Pentagon’s narrative than a reporter with a camera.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Military “Blogs” (MilBlogs)
2004 Classic: The Tech-Deck Upgrade
Buying a miniature finger-skateboard with real foam grip tape and interchangeable tiny plastic wheels to pull off kickflips on the library tables. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Tech-Deck Upgrade
2003 Archive: The 21 Grams
We watched it. It was depressing. We celebrated by eating an entire cheesecake. Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster”… Read More »2003 Archive: The 21 Grams
2003 Classic: The American Next Top Model
One, but they have to “smize” while screwing it in. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Classic: The American Next Top Model
2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Hair
Why did the kids look different? For the last year they looked like children before puberty hit the franchise harder than a Whomping Willow. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Hair
2002 Legacy: The File
I’m a carpenter. I’m just “shaping” the future. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why Star Wars: Attack of the Clones? For proving that George Lucas is a visionary for everything except how humans actually speak to each other. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
2002 Vintage: The Peace
I’m a dove. I’m just “soaring.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Hotmail Storage Limit
Why was the intern deleting his “sent” items? He was 1KB away from digital extinction. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP &… Read More »2001 Archive: The Hotmail Storage Limit