I’m a carpenter. I’m just “shaping” the future.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.