2022 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2023, I’m going to spend less time being ‘Real’ and more time being ‘Drunk’.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys… Read More »2022 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Lensa AI Portraits
Everyone on my feed is a digital elf or a space warrior. I just look like me but with six fingers. Part of the 74… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Lensa AI Portraits
2022 Vintage: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m trying to book a holiday for under $2,000!” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Heart 2
2021 Legacy: The “Bones or No Bones” Dog
Why didn’t anyone want to go to the party? Because Noodle the pug decided it was a “No Bones Day” and we all had the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Bones or No Bones” Dog
2021 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I walk in shoes.” “Stop wearing slippers for 14 months and your feet will remember how to be human.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Knee
2020 Archive: The Tequila
One shot to forget the news, two to think you can cut your own hair. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine &… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tequila
2020 Classic: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have the virus.” “Why?” “I lost my sense of taste.” “Sir, you’re wearing a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ t-shirt. You lost your… Read More »2020 Classic: The Second Opinion
2019 Archive: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out. It was a victim of social media cancel culture.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I… Read More »2019 Archive: The Detective
2017 Legacy: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I spent $20 on a spinner. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Mirror
2016 Vintage: The Ben Simmons Draft
Why was Philly “Trusting the Process”? Because they finally got their #1 pick, even if he had to sit out the first year with a… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ben Simmons Draft