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2013 Vintage: The Oracle Team USA Comeback

Why was the America’s Cup a miracle? Because the US team was down 8-1 and won 9 races in a row to beat New Zealand, proving that “never give up” applies to sailing too.

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@Linux_Distro_Fan08/12/2010 08:13Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Charmed_Ones03/26/2014 11:37The power of three... laughs!
@WiFi_Zero_One07/15/2011 21:17Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Cipher_Steak06/17/2013 18:12Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Gremlins_Gizmo09/22/2003 09:53Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Pedro_For_Pres05/11/1997 18:51Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Success_Kid_Win01/05/2008 20:44Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@I_See_What_You04/18/1995 13:19I see what you did there. Clever!
@Safari_Surfer01/02/1995 23:15A wild laugh appeared!

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