2023 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality
Why the “Reaper” fatigue? Because in 2023, being a “Drone Pilot” means 12 hours of staring at a dirt road and 10 minutes of “Intense… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality
2023 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Russell Crowe for The Pope’s Exorcist? For proving that even on a scooter, he can’t outrun a bad script. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2023 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
2022 Classic: The Minions
Rise of Gru: A group of teenagers walk in wearing full suits and ties to see a cartoon. The bartender says, “Gentle-minions, the milk bar is… Read More »2022 Classic: The Minions
2021 Legacy: The “Infinite” Logic
Why was it hit? For a movie where the plot is so complicated even the immortal characters seemed to have forgotten why they were fighting.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Infinite” Logic
2020 Archive: Bryson DeChambeau’s Transformation
Why did golf courses suddenly feel too short? Because Bryson gained 40 lbs of muscle, drank 7 shakes a day, and hit the ball so… Read More »2020 Archive: Bryson DeChambeau’s Transformation
2020 Classic: The “Life Is Good” Future
Drake and Future pretending to have normal jobs. 2020 irony at its peak. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Life Is Good” Future
2019 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “watching a TikTok”? “Social media sentiment analysis and viral liability monitoring.” Part of the 48… Read More »2019 Archive: The Hourly Rate
2019 Archive: The “Beautiful People” Ed & Khalid
Ed Sheeran is still the king of the collaboration album. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Death of Toni Morrison
Why did the world lose its greatest storyteller? To remind us that “Language” is the only weapon that can truly dismantle a wall. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Death of Toni Morrison
2019 Classic: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2019 Classic: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure