The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice loudly announcing “I found three comic book stores matching your request.”
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
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2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition
In 1999, church life was defined by an electric mix of millennial...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
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Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
First! And it’s funny!