Why did golf courses suddenly feel too short? Because Bryson gained 40 lbs of muscle, drank 7 shakes a day, and hit the ball so hard he won the U.S. Open with pure “meathead” energy.
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The Bowling Strike
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In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Laughing is as laughing does.
But you have heard of this joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!