2022 Vintage: The White Lotus Season 2
“I’m in Sicily!” “You’re in Syracuse, and it’s snowing. Turn up the heat.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your… Read More »2022 Vintage: The White Lotus Season 2
2021 Archive: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the Metaverse with bad jokes. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The “Special Ops” Saturation
Why so many “Beards” in the news? To prove that the “Quiet Professional” is now a “Very Loud Media Brand.” Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Special Ops” Saturation
2020 Classic: The Dress Code 2020
Why did the CEO wear a tuxedo jacket and gym shorts? Because in 2020, “Business Professional” only applies to the top 12 inches of your… Read More »2020 Classic: The Dress Code 2020
2020 Archive: The Savage Dance Repetition
The middle school girls spent all of their recess transition period doing complex arm-movements in front of their bedroom mirrors to master a viral internet… Read More »2020 Archive: The Savage Dance Repetition
2020 Vintage: The Sourdough Obsession
“I’ve named my sourdough starter ‘Yeasty Boys’!” “That’s nice, Brenda. But it’s the only thing in this house getting fed three times a day while I’m living… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sourdough Obsession
2020 Legacy: The 2020 NVIDIA RTX 3080
A graphics card that is more mythical than a unicorn and twice as expensive as my first car. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 NVIDIA RTX 3080
2020 Vintage: The Online Offering Link Panic
The elderly financial trustee trying to moderate the church’s new digital payment webpage during the virtual service, accidentally deleting the donation button three times while… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Online Offering Link Panic
2019 Legacy: The Launch of Ring Fit Adventure
Why was Pilates a game? Because Nintendo realized we were getting out of shape, so they gave us a plastic ring and told us to… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Launch of Ring Fit Adventure
2019 Archive: The “Tough” Phone Call with Denmark
Why did he cancel the trip? Because the Danish Prime Minister said Greenland wasn’t for sale, and the President doesn’t do “No” for an answer.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Tough” Phone Call with Denmark