2014 Archive: The Ice Bucket Meeting
Why did the CEO get doused in freezing water during the quarterly review? He called it “Liquid Asset Liquidation,” but everyone else just called it… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ice Bucket Meeting
2014 Legacy: The Bendgate Panic
Why was the boss standing up during the entire conference call? He just got the iPhone 6 Plus and was terrified that sitting down would… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bendgate Panic
2013 Archive: The Chris Froome Tour de France
Why was Britain still ruling the bike? Because Froome won the 100th Tour de France, continuing the Team Sky dominance and the “marginal gains” philosophy.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Chris Froome Tour de France
2013 Vintage: The Thor
The Dark World: “I’m visiting the Nine Realms!” “You’re visiting the nine aisles of the grocery store. Don’t forget the eggs.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Thor
2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
Why did a man jump from 128,000 feet? Because Red Bull gives you wings, or at least a very expensive balloon and the world’s most… Read More »2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump
2011 Vintage: Rihanna (We Found Love)
Why were they in a field? Because in 2011, Rihanna and Calvin Harris proved that you can find love in a hopeless place, as long… Read More »2011 Vintage: Rihanna (We Found Love)
2011 Classic: The 2011 Optimism
We’ve got Siri, Game of Thrones, and Adele. Surely the next decade will be full of peace and quiet. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2011 Classic: The 2011 Optimism
2011 Legacy: The “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
Katy Perry has a headgear and a party. 2011 is the peak of “maximalist” music videos. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
2011 Legacy: Ryan Gosling (Drive)
Why didn’t he say anything? Because in 2011, he proved that a satin jacket with a scorpion and a toothpick were enough to make him… Read More »2011 Legacy: Ryan Gosling (Drive)
2010 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration