Using a massive plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number in the microscopic font of the giant yellow print directory. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Commercial Directory Quest
I’m a narcissist. I can really see myself doing this. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did the analyst bring an ocarina to work? After “Ocarina of Time” launched, he believed only magic could rewind time before his deadline. Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The Legend of Zelda
Why did the lawyer bring a mirror to the deposition? So the witness could see exactly who was destroying their life. Part of the 51… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Deposition
She bought a “Power Yoga” tape. She’s currently “power napping” on the mat. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Yoga
Seattle: Why was the holiday drama so intense? Because we learned from MTV that the best way to handle a disagreement over the TV remote was… Read More »1998 Classic: The Real World
Why were there so many kids in orange parkas who wouldn’t talk? Because South Park just premiered, and everyone was waiting for someone to shout,… Read More »1997 Vintage: South Park (The Debut)
Why was the niece so unimpressed? Because she was channeling her inner MTV-cartoon-cynic and found the concept of “gratitude” to be a shallow construct of… Read More »1997 Legacy: Daria
I’m moving up in the world, one step at a time. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why did the lawyer bring a pizza to the trial? He promised the jury a “verdict in 30 minutes or it’s free.” Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Jury Logic
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