1998 Archive: The Commercial Directory Quest

Using a massive plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number in the microscopic font of the giant yellow print directory.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, growing older meant standing firm against a world that s...read more »

In 2016, growing older meant observing a society that had complet...read more »

Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

In 2022, growing older meant entering a restaurant, being told to...read more »

In 2013, growing older meant standing your ground against a world...read more »

Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matc...read more »

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, ...read more »

Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, co...read more »

Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entire...read more »

In 2009, growing older meant navigating a world that was suddenly...read more »

Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the...read more »

In 2011, growing older meant entering a world where people were s...read more »

Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro05/23/1996 23:28Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Terminator_T80008/08/2001 10:40I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril05/22/2012 18:22He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Kazaa_Leecher10/06/1998 07:24I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/26/2008 11:06I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Cow_And_Chicken07/26/2008 19:50Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Maplestory_Kid01/09/2002 16:58@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!