2002 Legacy: The Osbournes
A guy walks in and starts mumbling incoherently. The bartender says, “Ozzy? Is that you? Or did you just have too many Jägerbombs?” Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Osbournes
2002 Vintage: The American Idol Launch
Why the whispers? Because no one knew Simon Cowell was about to destroy the self-esteem of a generation for our entertainment. Part of the 41… Read More »2002 Vintage: The American Idol Launch
2002 Classic: The Enron Sentence
Why was the Enron lawyer happy with a 20-year sentence for his client? Because he managed to bill for 40 years of work during the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Enron Sentence
2002 Classic: The “Hips Don’t Lie” (Pre-era) Shakira
Why was the 4th so “Underneath Your Clothes”? Because Shakira’s blonde curls and rock-pop vibes were the official “Summer 2002” aesthetic. Part of the 31… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Hips Don’t Lie” (Pre-era) Shakira
2001 Classic: The Screen
I’m a monitor. I’m just “displaying” my talent. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Choir Interruption
A high-pitched electronic cry echoing from the middle of the youth choir stand because an altar server forgot to mute his digital virtual pet before… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Tamagotchi Choir Interruption
2001 Vintage: Puddle of Mudd
Why were they “Blurry”? Because in 2001, post-grunge was the only way to express that we were confused about why we were still wearing wallet… Read More »2001 Vintage: Puddle of Mudd
2001 Vintage: The Final Destination 2
She saw the trailer. Now she won’t drive behind any truck carrying logs. To be fair, neither will I. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Final Destination 2
1999 Vintage: The Gym
Why does a lawyer use the heavy weights? To practice carrying the burden of proof. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Gym
1999 Vintage: The Razor Scooter Traffic
Why was the school lobby so hazardous? Because every kid arrived on a folding aluminum Razor scooter, leading to a massive pile of shiny metal… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Razor Scooter Traffic