The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of chips or a chocolate chip cookie.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
I’m “vibrating” with excitement. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
Why is our marriage like the 2005 tabloids? Because everyone is choosing sides between Team Jen and Team Angelina, and I’m just trying to figure out who’s making… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Brangelina Scandal
Why was Argentina proud? Because Manu became an All-Star and a champion in the same year, showing the world that “The Euro-Step” was the future… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Manu Ginóbili All-Star
Why was the NHL lucky? Because they got two generational superstars in the same rookie class, saving the league from its own lockout hangover. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Why were the Patriots becoming the most hated team in America? Because they won their second Super Bowl in three years, and Tom Brady was… Read More »2004 Classic: The Tom Brady Second Ring
Why was the backyard game so painful? Because “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”—though we mostly just dodged rogue bottle… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Dodgeball Strategy
Staring suspiciously at a new, slim liquid-crystal television set in an electronics store and declaring that a machine without a massive wooden cabinet behind it… Read More »2004 Classic: The Flat Screen Distrust
“I’m bringing sexy back!” “Wait, where did it go? Did you lose it at the mall again?” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da… Read More »2003 Archive: The Justin Timberlake
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