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2007 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market

The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of chips or a chocolate chip cookie.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Soulja Boy & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost08/30/2004 15:20Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/11/1997 21:19The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Donnie_Darko_8810/16/2001 11:45Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Reservoir_Joe03/22/2006 19:43Professional humor for professional people.
@Sum41_Skater02/11/2001 11:33In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@AllYourBase_9905/03/2011 07:46All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@IMVU_Chatter08/09/2011 15:493D laughs are the best!
@Lag_Victim_0110/08/2008 11:32I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Challenge_Acc12/29/2008 02:23Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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