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1999 Vintage: The Razor Scooter Traffic

Why was the school lobby so hazardous? Because every kid arrived on a folding aluminum Razor scooter, leading to a massive pile of shiny metal and bruised ankles near the bike racks.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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