2001 Vintage: The Choice
“What movie should we rent?” “Something romantic.” “How about The Mummy Returns?” “How is that romantic?” “They’re together for eternity!” Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Choice
2001 Vintage: The “Bootylicious” Definition
Beyoncé added a word to the dictionary. What have you done with your life today? Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Bootylicious” Definition
2001 Classic: Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”
Why was everyone playing the piano? Because “Fallin’” was the anthem of the year, proving that soul music was back and it didn’t need a… Read More »2001 Classic: Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”
2001 Classic: The Slash
I’m a rocker. I’m just “shredding.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Red Bull Introduction
Why was the IT team vibrating? They discovered a “power drink” that tasted like battery acid and kept them up for three days. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Red Bull Introduction
2000 Vintage: The Tamagotchi
Why did the flight attendant help? Because a passenger’s digital pet was “sick” and in 2000, we were still soft-hearted about virtual suffering. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Tamagotchi
2000 Vintage: The Cast Away Volleyball
Why did the man bring a ball named “Wilson” to the beach? Because he wanted everyone to know he was “on trend” with his movie… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Cast Away Volleyball
1999 Vintage: The Sixth Sense Kid
“I see dead light bulbs.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Titanic Hangover
It’s been a year, and she still won’t let me listen to anything but Celine Dion in the car. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Titanic Hangover
1997 Archive: Celine Dion
Why was the dinner so loud? Because “My Heart Will Go On” was on every radio station, and Mom was hitting the high notes while… Read More »1997 Archive: Celine Dion