2008 Vintage: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Little Star
2007 Vintage: The Meryl Streep “Prada” Look
Why was she nominated again? Because playing a terrifying fashion editor is the only role where Meryl doesn’t have to act—she just has to walk… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Meryl Streep “Prada” Look
2007 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “audacious” for thinking I have somewhere important to go. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
2007 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ken
2007 Vintage: The Paper
I’m “writing” the new history. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Walkman Phone Flex
The rich kid who showed up with an orange-and-black Sony Walkman mobile phone, acting like a corporate executive because his device could hold an entire… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Walkman Phone Flex
2006 Legacy: The “Joint Strike Fighter” F-35 Lightning II
Why did it get its name in 2006? To give the taxpayers a heroic-sounding name to focus on while they ignored the skyrocketing development costs.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Joint Strike Fighter” F-35 Lightning II
2006 Classic: The Stephen Colbert White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Why was it so quiet in the room? Because the President realized that “Satire” is just “The Truth” with a much better punchline. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Stephen Colbert White House Correspondents’ Dinner
2006 Legacy: The Pluto Problem
Why was the dad so sad for the ninth planet? Because it was “Pluto-ned” down to a dwarf planet. Part of the 54 Original Dad… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pluto Problem
2006 Archive: The Intel Core 2 Duo
Why did the admin feel like a superhero? He got a dual-core processor and told everyone he was “twice the man he used to be.”… Read More »2006 Archive: The Intel Core 2 Duo