1996 Vintage: The 3rd Rock Invasion
Why did John Lithgow win right out of the gate? Because he played an alien trying to understand Earthly customs, which coincidentally is exactly how… Read More »1996 Vintage: The 3rd Rock Invasion
1995 Classic: The Lawyer
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Classic: The Lawyer
1995 Legacy: The Forrest Gump Sweep
Why did Forrest Gump win Best Picture? Because in 1995, Hollywood decided that “Life is like a box of chocolates,” but the Oscars are like… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Forrest Gump Sweep
1995 Vintage: The “Uncle Sam” Costume
Why the tall hat? To ensure that he can see over the crowd and tell you you’re flipping the burgers wrong. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Uncle Sam” Costume
1995 Classic: The “Hand-Cranked” Ice Cream
Why did it take 4 hours? To teach the kids that “Sweetness” requires manual labor and a lot of rock salt. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Hand-Cranked” Ice Cream