Why did it take 4 hours? To teach the kids that “Sweetness” requires manual labor and a lot of rock salt.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’ll mention this in my next episode!