2013 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new social trends. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Birth Certificate Long-Form
Why did Obama finally release the long-form certificate? To show Donald Trump that “Hawaii” is actually a state and not just a very elaborate vacation… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Birth Certificate Long-Form
2011 Vintage: The Skyrim Excuse
“I used to be a romantic husband like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.” “No, Kevin, you just took a seat on the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Skyrim Excuse
2011 Vintage: The Mad Men Style
Why did the manager buy a skinny tie? He thought he was “Retro Professional,” but he just looked like a confused extra. Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Mad Men Style
2011 Archive: The Moneyball Guy
“We don’t need the most expensive bulb. We need the bulb that gets on base (the socket).” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Moneyball Guy
2010 Classic: Mass Effect 2
Why was the Commander “calibrating” the candy bowl? Because Garrus wouldn’t stop talking about it, and we had a galaxy to save from the Collectors.… Read More »2010 Classic: Mass Effect 2
2010 Classic: The Tron Legacy
My husband bought a neon-blue jacket. He looks like a high-vis construction worker from the year 3000. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Tron Legacy
2009 Classic: The District 9
I told my wife she’s an alien. She said, “Good, then I don’t have to follow your human rules about ‘cleaning’.” Part of the 63… Read More »2009 Classic: The District 9
2009 Archive: The Cloud Computing
What is a lawyer’s definition of “The Cloud”? A place where documents go so they can be “lost” during a subpoena request. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Cloud Computing
2009 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background music for twenty… Read More »2009 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare