Why was Pep Guardiola crying? Because he finally won the Champions League without Messi, completing the Treble and proving that having Erling Haaland is like… Read More »2023 Archive: The Manchester City Treble
I’m “fizzing” with 2022 energy. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde bring a pack of green and yellow highlighters to the dinner party? She heard everyone was sharing their “Wordle” scores and… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wordle Obsession
Why was he back at Davidson? Because he finally graduated college 13 years late, proving that even a millionaire can find time for homework. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Steph Curry “Diploma”
Why was she the “Queen of Air”? Because she won gold in Beijing and then immediately started talking about what she wanted for lunch—the most… Read More »2022 Classic: The Chloe Kim Halfpipe
Why was her win for I May Destroy You the most important? Because she gave a speech that silenced the room, telling writers: “Do not… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Michaela Coel Moment
A guy walks in and starts to unbutton his shirt. The bartender says, “Whoa, take it easy!” The guy says, “I just wanted to show… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Vaccine Card
Driving away from a downtown parking space because a small metal sign states you must download a commercial application to pay for the spot, declaring… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Curbside Parking Application Panic
Why did we name it? Because we spent 18 hours a day refreshing our phones to see which new part of the world was currently… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Doomscrolling” Term
I told her I’m on a dangerous mission. She said, “The mission is to find a matching pair of socks for the kids.” Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The 1917
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