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2007 Vintage: The Paper

 I’m “writing” the new history.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George10/07/2011 05:11What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Backstreet_Fan03/10/1996 23:56I want it that way... the funny way!
@Hanson_Fan_9705/26/2000 14:36Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Snatch_Mickey08/31/2010 11:05Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@StoneCold_31608/01/2005 02:47And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Rocket_Power_9909/19/2002 18:15We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Breakfast_Club_B09/27/2003 21:04Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Beanie_Campbell03/28/2015 00:52True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@WordPress_Fan_0312/22/2003 13:35The best thing since version 1.0!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/17/2000 00:28I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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