2009 Vintage: The Needle
I’m “pinning.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The T.I. “Paper Trail”
Why “Live Your Life”? For the “King of the South” teaming up with Rihanna to prove that rap anthems could be global pop hits. Part… Read More »2008 Classic: The T.I. “Paper Trail”
2007 Classic: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
The church intern accidentally freezing the main office computer with a catastrophic digital virus while trying to find a legal download of a popular contemporary… Read More »2007 Classic: The LimeWire Office Desktop Meltdown
2006 Vintage: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the top of the feed. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The High School Musical Mention
Why the mockery? Because the Disney Channel was suddenly making more money than the entire Emmy audience combined. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2006 Classic: The High School Musical Mention
2004 Archive: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the haters. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The MySpace Profile
“I’m in your Top 8!” “That’s nice, honey, but I’m your wife. I should be in your Top 1 or you’re going to be sleeping in the ‘General… Read More »2003 Vintage: The MySpace Profile
2003 Vintage: The Australia Cricket World Cup
Why was the trophy cabinet in Sydney so full? Because the Aussies went undefeated through the whole tournament, treating the rest of the world like… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Australia Cricket World Cup
2003 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as the current news cycle.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Cleaning
She brought a blacklight to our house. I haven’t seen her since she turned it on in the kitchen. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Cleaning