2001 Archive: The Harry Potter Fan
“It’s Wingardium Levi-O-sa, not Levi-o-SA… and that’s how you reach the ceiling.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket… Read More »2001 Archive: The Harry Potter Fan
2001 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
He told me he’s a “Visionary.” I told him I just wanted my appendix removed, not a TED Talk. Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
2000 Archive: Best Traditional Blues Album
Why Blues on the Bayou by B.B. King? Because B.B. King and his guitar, Lucille, are the most stable relationship in music history. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: Best Traditional Blues Album
1998 Classic: The Bloody Mary Garnish
A guy orders a Bloody Mary with so much celery it looks like a salad. He asks for a dressing on the side. Part of… Read More »1998 Classic: The Bloody Mary Garnish
1997 Archive: The HALO Jump Hype
Why did everyone want to be a “High Altitude” jumper in ’97? Because it’s the most expensive way to fall down that the government has… Read More »1997 Archive: The HALO Jump Hype
1997 Classic: The Walk
She went for a walk and the local stray dogs formed a line behind her just to see who was in charge. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Walk
1996 Legacy: The Gel Pen Flex
Feeling like an absolute elite artist because you possessed a metallic silver gel pen that actually wrote on black paper. Part of the 38 School… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Gel Pen Flex
1996 Legacy: The Birthday Card
She sent me a card that said “Thinking of You.” Inside, it said “And wondering why you haven’t mowed the lawn.” Part of the 62… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Birthday Card
1996 Vintage: The Medication Tupperware
Sorting an entire month’s worth of multi-colored prescription capsules into a grid of tiny plastic containers that smell permanently of peppermint drops. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Medication Tupperware
1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Mystery
I asked Jeeves “Where are my car keys?” and he gave me ten links to websites about the history of the ignition switch. Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Mystery