Why did everyone want to be a “High Altitude” jumper in ’97? Because it’s the most expensive way to fall down that the government has ever invented.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Letting this joke through the port.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".