2003 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Laugh
Why is he always in the front row? Because he is the official “Vibe Technician” for every ceremony since the 70s. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Laugh
2002 Vintage: The Roy Jones Jr. vs. John Ruiz
Why was a middleweight moving up? Because Roy Jones Jr. decided he wanted a heavyweight belt, won it, and then went back down because he… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Roy Jones Jr. vs. John Ruiz
2001 Classic: The Tom Brady Takeover
Why was Drew Bledsoe on the bench? Because a sixth-round pick with a “dad bod” stepped in for the Patriots and started a winning streak… Read More »2001 Classic: The Tom Brady Takeover
2001 Legacy: The Animated Program Win
Why “The Simpsons”? Because at this point, the show is a permanent fixture of the Earth’s crust. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Animated Program Win
2001 Legacy: The Bluetooth 1.1
Why was the connection failing? Because the two devices were more than three inches apart. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP &… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Bluetooth 1.1
2000 Classic: The Michael Jordan Wizards “Executive”
Why was he in a suit? Because MJ became the President of Basketball Operations, proving that he could be just as competitive with a pen… Read More »2000 Classic: The Michael Jordan Wizards “Executive”
2000 Classic: The Kurt Warner MVP
Why was the bag-boy story still popular? Because he went from the grocery aisle to the Super Bowl podium, making every supermarket employee in America… Read More »2000 Classic: The Kurt Warner MVP
2000 Archive: The Inflatable Backpack Deflation
The tragedy of your trendy, transparent plastic backpack getting a puncture from a sharp compass tool during geometry. Part of the 41 School & Teacher… Read More »2000 Archive: The Inflatable Backpack Deflation
2000 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Whistle Choir
Causing a high-pitched, metallic feedback drone to echo through the quiet dining room because the small ear device is pressed tightly against the frame of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Whistle Choir
1999 Vintage: Pokémon (The Movie)
Why were the kids trading cards under the table? Because a “Mewtwo” was worth more than a second helping of dark meat. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: Pokémon (The Movie)