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2000 Classic: The Kurt Warner MVP

Why was the bag-boy story still popular? Because he went from the grocery aisle to the Super Bowl podium, making every supermarket employee in America think they had a chance.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day11/23/2015 20:18Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Buffy_Summers_9705/05/2010 11:42Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Mainframe_Manny04/08/1996 13:56Old school processing, new school laughs.
@StoneCold_31611/06/2015 01:48And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club01/15/2001 19:00All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Cool_Story_Bro08/02/2012 14:09Actually, it IS a cool story!

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