2002 Vintage: The Roy Jones Jr. vs. John Ruiz

Why was a middleweight moving up? Because Roy Jones Jr. decided he wanted a heavyweight belt, won it, and then went back down because he was bored.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

Why was the Lakers' locker room so polite? Because you can’t tras...read more »

A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »

A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »

In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »

Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »

Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »

Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »

Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/03/1995 13:55Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@AskJeeves_Fan05/05/1995 00:50Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Melrose_Place_Fan05/24/2001 16:58Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/04/2003 16:35Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Broadband_Newbie07/02/2007 22:42Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/13/2013 01:16The Dude abides... this joke.

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/08/1996 08:23Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Prodigy_User_X03/10/1997 01:51Way better than the Prodigy boards!