2007 Classic: The Save
I’m “storing” my life in the cloud (almost). Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Blood Diamond Accent
Why Leonardo DiCaprio? For a performance that proved Leo could master any accent, as long as it involved him looking very stressed and sweaty in… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blood Diamond Accent
2005 Classic: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a PSP (PlayStation Portable)? To look “tech-savvy” while actually just playing Grand Theft Auto during the judge’s recess. Part of the 51… Read More »2005 Classic: The Power Move
2005 Archive: The Scarf
I’m “wrapped” up in a new hobby. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Pittsburgh Steelers Wild Card
Why was “The Bus” Jerome Bettis happy? Because his team started as a #6 seed and began a road trip that ended with a Super… Read More »2005 Archive: The Pittsburgh Steelers Wild Card
2005 Legacy: The HMO
My insurance only covers therapy if I talk to a wall. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition… Read More »2005 Legacy: The HMO
2005 Legacy: V for Vendetta (Marketing)
Why were there so many Guy Fawkes masks? Because “Remember, remember, the fifth of November”—but let’s start wearing the mask on October 31st. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: V for Vendetta (Marketing)
2004 Classic: The iPod Photo X-Ray
I asked if I could see my X-rays. The doctor said, “I’ve uploaded them to my new iPod Photo. They look great, but I can’t… Read More »2004 Classic: The iPod Photo X-Ray
2004 Classic: The Coffee Temperature
Why did the lawyer sue the coffee shop? Not because it was too hot, but because it was “too lukewarm to sustain a productivity surge.”… Read More »2004 Classic: The Coffee Temperature
2004 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Wink” emoji look like a death threat. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Archive: The Chat Room