2004 Vintage: The Scissor Sisters
A guy orders a “Filthy/Gorgeous.” The bartender says, “I’ll give you the filthy, the gorgeous is up to you.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Scissor Sisters
2004 Vintage: The Franz Ferdinand “Take Me Out” Riff
Why the sudden tempo change? Because Scottish indie-rock became the coolest thing on the dancefloor for exactly 12 months. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Franz Ferdinand “Take Me Out” Riff
2004 Archive: The Brave Tomato
Why did the tomato go to the party? To “ketchup” with friends. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The Brave Tomato
2004 Archive: The Spider-Man 2 Premiere
Why did the President relate to Peter Parker again? Because he also felt like he was trying to stop a train with nothing but a… Read More »2004 Archive: The Spider-Man 2 Premiere
2003 Legacy: The Stryker’s Combat Debut
Why did it have a “Cage” around it? To protect it from RPGs and to make it look like a very tactical shopping cart. Part… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Stryker’s Combat Debut
2003 Legacy: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a ventriloquist’s dummy to court? He wanted a witness he could finally control. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Witness Stand
2002 Legacy: The My Big Fat Greek Wedding Hit
Why did politicians love this movie? Because it was about a huge, loud family that never stops talking—just like the House of Representatives. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The My Big Fat Greek Wedding Hit
2002 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Christopher Walken for The Country Bears? For being the only human in a movie about singing bears and still being the weirdest thing on screen.… Read More »2002 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2002 Vintage: The Reality Check
She says her life is a reality show called The Amazing Race to Get Out of This House. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Reality Check
2000 Vintage: The Startup Burn Rate
Why was the company spending $50k on a launch party? Because they had $100k in the bank and a “vision.” Part of the 73 Office… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Startup Burn Rate