2012 Vintage: The Magic Mike Surprise
Why was the theater so loud? Because Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey proved that a movie about male strippers is 10% plot and 90% “reasons… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Magic Mike Surprise
2012 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2012 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2011 Archive: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2012 Failures” for me. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Mission
Impossible – Ghost Protocol: Tom Cruise climbed the tallest building in the world. I get dizzy on a step ladder. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2011 Archive: The Mission
2010 Archive: The Siri Rumors (early tech)
What was a lawyer’s first question for a virtual assistant? “Siri, how do I hide a conflict of interest in a 600-page merger?” Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Siri Rumors (early tech)
2010 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Jessica Alba? For being in The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day—the ultimate “I need a new agent” tour. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards… Read More »2010 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress
2010 Legacy: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Remote Control Tape Shield
2009 Legacy: Modern Family
Why were we watching a documentary about three families? Because in 2009, Phil Dunphy proved that “high-fiving a bird” was the peak of fatherhood. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: Modern Family
2009 Vintage: The Plaid
I’m “patterned.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Milk
I’m “milking” every second. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified