I’m “milking” every second.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.