1999 Legacy: The Software
I’m a software developer. I’ve got a lot of “drive.” Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Y2K Hoard
I’ve spent my life savings on canned beans and bottled water because I’m 60% sure my PC’s clock is going to trigger a nuclear winter… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Y2K Hoard
1998 Archive: Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy”
Why did “Men in Black” win Best Rap Solo? Because the Grammys in the 90s preferred their rap to be family-friendly and accompanied by a… Read More »1998 Archive: Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy”
1997 Vintage: Marcy Playground
Why were we “Sex and Candy”? Because in 1997, alternative rock lyrics didn’t have to make sense as long as they sounded like they were… Read More »1997 Vintage: Marcy Playground
1997 Legacy: The Beanie Baby
She found a “rare” Princess Diana bear. It’s currently locked in a plastic case like it’s the Crown Jewels. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Beanie Baby
1997 Vintage: The Kamikaze
A guy orders a round of Kamikazes. The bartender says, “Going down in style, I see.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Kamikaze
1997 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Do you have a tissue? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Hatch
1997 Archive: The Borrusia Dortmund CL
Why was Munich crying? Because Dortmund won the Champions League on Bayern’s home turf, and Lars Ricken scored a goal from the parking lot. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Borrusia Dortmund CL
1996 Vintage: The Flat Screen Dream
Why was the employee staring at a 15-inch CRT? He was dreaming of a screen that didn’t weigh 40 pounds. Part of the 68 Office… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Flat Screen Dream
1996 Vintage: Brad Pitt (Sleepers)
Why was Brad Pitt so serious? Because in 1996, he was trying to transition from “Sexiest Man Alive” to “Actor You Should Respect,” even if… Read More »1996 Vintage: Brad Pitt (Sleepers)