2016 Legacy: The Deadpool Verdict
Why did the lawyer love Deadpool? Because breaking the “fourth wall” is exactly what he does when he looks at the jury and lies through his… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Deadpool Verdict
2016 Classic: The Pokémon Logic
“I caught a Pikachu in the bathroom!” “I caught you not cleaning the toilet. Who wins?” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Classic: The Pokémon Logic
2015 Archive: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the plot twist. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Taylor Swift (Shake It Off) Fan
“The players gonna play, play, play… and the bulbs gonna break, break, break.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Taylor Swift (Shake It Off) Fan
2014 Vintage: The Lego Movie
“Everything is awesome!” “Except your tab, Bob. Your tab is a disaster.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Lego Movie
2014 Classic: The Ebola Mission (Operation United Assistance)
Why did we send the 101st Airborne to Africa? To prove that the U.S. Army can fight anything—even a virus—as long as there’s a mission… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ebola Mission (Operation United Assistance)
2013 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Retirement
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Retirement
2013 Classic: The Gravity Logic
“Why didn’t she just let go?” My wife: “Because unlike you, she actually wants to get home to her family.” Part of the 67 Marriage… Read More »2013 Classic: The Gravity Logic
2013 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Sally Field lose? Because the Academy decided that Anne Hathaway’s “I Dreamed a Dream” was the official crying quota for 2013. Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2012 Vintage: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “2012 Survival Guide” that didn’t include his phone number. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Library