2022 Legacy: The Stranger Things 4
A guy starts floating in the air. The bartender says, “I told you that IPA was too strong. Someone play Kate Bush, quick!” Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Stranger Things 4
2021 Legacy: Black Widow
Why did it take so long? Because in 2021, Scarlett Johansson finally got her solo movie, only to find out that her real enemy was… Read More »2021 Legacy: Black Widow
2020 Vintage: The Ant
I’m “working” on my home office setup. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Drive-In
A guy asks for a beer in his car. The bartender says, “That’s still illegal, even in 2020.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Drive-In
2020 Legacy: The Abraham Accords
Why was September a diplomatic surprise? Because while everyone was focused on masks, Israel, the UAE, and Bahrain signed a peace deal on the White… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Abraham Accords
2019 Vintage: The Shane Lowry British Open
Why was Ireland so drunk? Because a local hero won the Claret Jug at Portrush and the celebration lasted approximately until 2020. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Shane Lowry British Open
2019 Archive: The TikTok Challenge
Why was the HR manager doing a dance in the hallway? She was trying to do the “Renegade” to show the Gen Z hires that… Read More »2019 Archive: The TikTok Challenge
2018 Archive: The Jurassic World 2
“Why are there dinosaurs everywhere?” “It’s 2018, everything is a reboot.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Jurassic World 2
2017 Classic: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining more followers. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Pittsburgh Penguins Repeat
Why was Sidney Crosby the “Captain”? Because the Pens became the first team in the salary-cap era to win back-to-back Stanley Cups. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Pittsburgh Penguins Repeat