1996 Vintage: The Rollerblades
We tried to be an “active” couple. One broken wrist later, we are back to being a “watching movies” couple. Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Rollerblades
1996 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Tom Arnold? For being the only person who could make three movies in one year and have none of them be watchable. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
1996 Archive: The Vacation Video
Why did no one want to come over? Because “Home Video Night” meant three hours of shaky VHS-C footage of the back of the dad’s… Read More »1996 Archive: The Vacation Video
1996 Classic: The Babe Factor
Why was a pig nominated for Best Picture? To prove that in Hollywood, even a farm animal has a better chance of winning an Oscar… Read More »1996 Classic: The Babe Factor
1995 Legacy: The TLC “Waterfalls”
Why the warning? For teaching a generation that you shouldn’t go chasing waterfalls, but you definitely should spend your entire video budget on early-90s liquid… Read More »1995 Legacy: The TLC “Waterfalls”
1995 Legacy: The Car Alarm
Every car in the parking lot is screaming, and not a single person is looking to see if one is actually being stolen. Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Car Alarm