2006 Archive: The T.I. “King”
Why the crown? For the Atlanta rapper proving that “What You Know” was the only anthem that mattered in the South. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Archive: The T.I. “King”
2005 Vintage: The Chelsea “Invincibles” Failure
Why did they lose to Manchester City? Because even Mourinho’s defense couldn’t stop a random penalty, ending their bid for a perfect season. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Chelsea “Invincibles” Failure
2004 Archive: The Empty Bowl
Why was the bowl so sad? It felt “hollow” inside. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Dance
Why was the teenager wearing a “Vote for Pedro” shirt? Because he spent the whole BBQ practicing his stage routine and eating “tots” out of… Read More »2004 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Dance
2003 Classic: The Tiger
I’m “spot-on.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The 2003 Exit
“Why was 2003 so loud?” “Because it was the year we realized bling was temporary, but debt was forever.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The 2003 Exit
2001 Archive: The Dot-Com Crash
What’s the difference between a Dot-Com CEO in 1999 and 2001? In 1999, he had a private jet; in 2001, he had a “Private” sign… Read More »2001 Archive: The Dot-Com Crash
2000 Archive: Mel Gibson (What Women Want)
Why was he wearing pantyhose? Because in 2000, we thought the only way a man could understand a woman was through an electrical accident in… Read More »2000 Archive: Mel Gibson (What Women Want)
2000 Vintage: The Linkin Park
“In the end, it doesn’t even matter.” That’s my husband’s philosophy whenever I ask him to match his socks. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Linkin Park
2000 Vintage: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the garage? She was waiting for “electronic mail” delivery. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Email